Xxlucia07xX's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 2:33am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 3:11am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 7:56am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:38am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:36am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 2:05am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 2:51am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 8:51am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 9:35am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 8:43am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 7:43am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 10:33am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:14am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:49am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:21am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:20am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:49am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 7:56am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 5:09am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:08am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 9:25am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 1:58am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:48am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:31am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:20am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 9:33am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:48am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:32am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:16am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:32am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:42am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:34am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 2:07am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 7:40am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:19am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 12:16pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:58am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:55am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:48pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:02am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:54am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:51am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:02am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:59am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 10:15am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 9:29am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:46am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 9:03am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:18am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 1:56pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:08pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:55am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

17 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

18 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

29 / 30