*Throws hot tea in face*

The time has come again for a semi-neccessary exchange of sharp words and bitter taunts, I point out your inadequate height and flimsy facial hair. How all will know of your physical characteristics and failings!

You sir are a liar and a braggart. These claims of my hypothetical obesity are without merit, i spit on you and your words.

WAFFLES IS MY LITTLE BEAST! ;D

WAFFLES IS A BEAASSTT!