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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:07am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:19pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:26pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:52pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:30am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:30am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:30am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:30am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:30am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:30am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:30am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:30pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:30pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:41am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:42am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:48am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:02am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:03pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:50pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:44pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:30am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:30am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:30am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:42am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:12pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:20pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:26pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:40am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:40am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:00am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:21pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:45pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:41am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:03pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:27pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:44am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:21pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:52pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:06am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:50pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:53am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:42pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:22pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:01am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:31pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:35pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:36pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:35pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:55am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:49pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:43pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:55am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:01am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:37pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:17pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:44pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:44pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:34pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:34pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:30am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:31pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:00am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:02am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:19pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:17am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:17am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:18am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:00pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:00pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:36pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:36pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:36pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:36pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:36pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:31pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:36pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:31pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:32pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:49am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:49am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:20am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:26pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:30pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:30pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:33pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:35pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:21am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:22am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:19am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:21am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:22am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:41pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:20pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:19pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:41pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:41pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:41pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:39am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:39am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:30am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:30am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:46am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:46am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:59pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:40am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:02pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:51pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:00pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:25pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:20pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:20pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:36pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:20pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:20pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:39pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:35pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:35pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:40pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:20am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:48am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:30am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:45pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:41pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:32pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:39pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:39pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:41pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:39pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:39am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:39am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:34am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:34am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:49am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:33pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:34pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:35pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:48am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:19pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:30pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:32pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:33pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:35pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:36pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:19am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:19am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:43pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:40am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:23am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:59pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:32pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:39pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:39pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:16am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:51am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:51am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:19pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:03pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:06pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:06pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:18pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:52am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:48am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:48am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:41pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:22am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:45am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:46am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:51am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:51am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:51am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:27am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:48am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:48am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:02pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:49am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:02pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:04pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:09am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:09am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:07pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:08pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:09pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:20pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:20pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:20pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:20pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:19pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:33pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:10am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:14am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:59am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:31pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:36pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:46am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:51am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:04pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:48am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:11am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:41am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:37am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:51am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:03pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:03pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:04pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:54am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:04am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:11am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:13am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:19am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:48am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:02pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:03pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:04pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:08am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:11am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:31pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:32pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:37am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:59pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:59pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:05am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:17am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:03pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:03pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:03pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:09am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:11am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:13am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:30pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:31pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:51am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:51am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:03pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:04pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:06am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:48am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:11am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:03pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:51am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:23pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:30pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:22am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:51am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:03pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:04pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:13am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:48am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:13am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:32am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:04pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:13am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:52pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:06am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:34pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:09am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:04am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:19am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:19am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:20am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:06am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:07am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:45pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:04pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:04am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:30pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:36pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:39am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:19am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:48am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:45am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:40am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:52am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:42am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:55am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:40am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:07am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:43pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:30pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:18pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:44pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:33pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:52am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:48am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:04am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:04am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:49am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:45am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:08am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:19am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:20am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:06am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:06am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:35pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:07am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:34pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:24pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:35pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:24am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:49am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:49am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:19am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:25am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:04pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:45am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:34pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:23am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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