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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:28am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 9:36am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:49am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 10:04am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 6:22am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:23pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 9:36am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:29am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:51am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:45am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:11am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 10:46am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 7:31am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 12:12pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:58am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 5:56am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 9:34am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 8:38am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?