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She Ain't Got No Teeth

Beat Chapter 1.
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 12:20pm

H is for Hebrew

Beat Chapter 2.
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 12:35pm

The Panzy

Get first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown.
Unlocked 29 May, 2021 @ 11:49am

A Whale of a Tail

Get first place in the Whore-a-thalon.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 7:41pm

King of Annals

Get first place in the Butt Brawl.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

The Mad Capper

Get first place in the Psychedelic Slalom through the Mushroom Marsh.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Pint Sized Pounder

Get first place in the Pigmy Knockout Contest.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Skull Collector

Win Smear the Steer in the Havajo Reservation.
Unlocked 29 May, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Hook Line and Stinker

Win Hook Up Contest in the Musky Thong.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Beer Goggle Champion

Get first place in the Hoggin Contest in Missionary Beach.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Update Your Hardware

Get with the hot Robot.
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 3:09pm

FAT32 Reformat

Get with the big Robot.
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Better Red Than Dead

Get with the Devil's mistress.
Unlocked 9 May, 2021 @ 7:41am

Rubbin' Hood

Get with one of Hod's chicks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:15am

Petty Woman

Get 100 hummers from a hooker.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:15am

Bronze Harlot

Get with a hooker 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:11am

The Burger Thing

Get with 100 hookers from behind.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:15am

King of the Carrot

Beat Chapter 3.
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Old Family Secret

Beat Chapter 4.
Unlocked 9 May, 2021 @ 2:20pm

First Squirt Award

Beat Chapter 5.
Unlocked 9 May, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Havajo Hero

Beat Chapter 6.
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Swipe That V Card

Beat Chapter 7.
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Shots Down Under

Beat Chapter 8.
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 1:54pm

T & A Trifecta

Beat Chapter 9.
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Holy of Holies

Beat Chapter 10.
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Wet Your Whistle

Complete the Tutorial.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 11:47am

Total Domination

Defeat the Man.
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 5:48pm

El Penetrator

Defeat Ron Jeremy
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Predator Status

Have 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Pimp Status

Have 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

The Mick Jagger Award

Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

17 Will Get You 20

Have 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:11am

Forty with Good Behavior

Have 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:12am

Life in the Pokey

Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Hammer Time

Get with girls from behind 10 times.
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Butt Brawler

Get with girls from behind 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:11am

The Broken Wagon Wheel

Get with girls from behind 1000 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

The Bone

Get with 10 Girls normally.
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 10:40am

The Drop Slot

Get with 100 Girls normally.
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 2:33pm

The Golden Rod

Get with 1000 Girls normally.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Earned Your Hat

Get 10 hummers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Fill 'Er Up Award

Get 100 hummers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:11am

Drop the Mic

Get 1000 hummers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:11am

Slight Addiction

Play the game for 10 Hours.
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Chasing the Dragon

Play the game for 100 Hours.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:11am

Full Bone Addiction

Play the game for 1000 Hours.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:12am

Icebreaker

Mack 10 chicks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Gift of Gab

Mack 100 chicks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2021 @ 10:03am

The Babe Detector

Mack 1000 chicks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Your Inner Feminine

Get with 10 chicks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Box Hunter

Get with 100 chicks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Say Hello to My Little Friend

Get with 1000 chicks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Repent Ye Sinner

Get turned down by 10 chicks.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Not with a Ten Foot Pole

Get turned down by 100 chicks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:11am

Big Game Hunter

Get with 10 hot chicks.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Like Fish in a Barrel

Get with 100 hot chicks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Young Bunz Award

Get with 1000 hot chicks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Ton of Fun

Get with 10 big girls.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Pound for Pound

Get with 100 big girls.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Large and in Charge

Get with 1000 big girls.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

The Pleaser

Get 10 girls off.
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 11:07am

Box Master

Get 100 girls off.
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 1:48pm

The Bearded Clam

Get 1000 girls off.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Hit and Run

Get with 10 chicks and don't get them off.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Self-Service Award

Get with 100 chicks and don't get them off.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Maybe You Just Don't Like Girls

Get with 1000 chicks and don't get them off.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Good Samaritan

Get 10 girls off multiple times.
Unlocked 9 May, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Like a Love Machine

Get 100 girls off multiple times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Ten Pounds of Meat and a Bucket of Balls

Get 1000 girls off multiple times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

The Over Compensator

Knock out 10 random guys minding their own business.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

Knockout 100 random guys minding their own business.
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 11:04am

The Total Dick

Knock out 1000 random guys minding their own business.
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Candy Ass

Get knocked out 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:11am

In Lovin' Memory Award

Get knocked out 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:12am

Identity Theft

Steal the identity of 10 guys.
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Locked n' Loaded

Steal the identity of 100 guys.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:12am

I'm the Juggernaught

Steal the identity of 1000 guys.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:12am

Case Meister

Drink a case worth of beer (24 beers).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:11am

King o' the Keg

Drink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:12am

Lord of the Vat

Drink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Aged 18 (at Least)

Drink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey).
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Careful, You'll Go Blind

Drink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:10am

100% Proof Flaccid

Drink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:10am

One Toke Over the Line

Smoke an eighth of weed (24 hits).
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Aqua Lung

Smoke a pound of weed (500 hits).
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Lord of Buds

Smoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

A Fungus Among Us

Eat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:11am

Train's Leaving, Get on the Bus

Eat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:13am

Home of the Monster Mushroom

Eat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:13am

Frogger

Lick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:12am

Lickin' for a Prince

Lick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks)
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:15am

Master Frog Finder

Lick an army of toads (750 toad licks).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:15am

Wrong Left Turn in Albuquerque

Eat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons).
Unlocked 29 May, 2021 @ 12:08pm

You See the Size of the Chicken?

Eat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Watch Out on the Way Out

Eat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Gettin' Itchy

Smoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits).
Unlocked 9 May, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Hittin' the Street

Smoke a pound of crack (500 hits).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:11am

Death Rock

Smoke a mountain of crack (1000 hits).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:11am

A Bottle Is Your Only Friend

Get turned down by 1000 Girls
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:11am

Geriatrically Inclined

Get knocked out 1000 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 5:15am