Recent reviews by cowboy ⸸

ACAB but this games fun

Bell go bing

7 Hours, 2 Pairs of underwear, All but one brain-cell. I SPENT 7 HOURS GETTING MY NECK SNAPPED BY A PEANUT STATUE. AFTER FINALLY GETTING TO THE END WITH MY FRIENDS AND ACHIEVING SWEET VICTORY MY HAPPINESS WAS STOLEN FROM ME WHEN I CLOSED THE ELEVATOR WITH MY FRIENDS AND THE ELEVATOR DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE. JUST A GUT PUNCH, I'D RATHER HAVE A BAG PUT OVER MY HEAD AND GET PUNCHED REPEATEDLY BY DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON THEN EVER TOUCH THIS GAME AGAIN. 10/10 I miss my sweet peanut boy please bring him back.

Despite being one man, the developer of this game really knows what his fans want. On Friday, I had burned my hand with flaming oil and stayed eight straight hours in a neglectful "healthcare" facility that took eight hours to bandage my recently singed flesh. This left me with very limited use of my left hand, thus rendering me unable to play most games as they tend to require two hands. This hero of a developer kept his clientele in mind, and made it so this game could easily be played with one hand. I can tell just by that design choice that this is an upstanding Christian man who had developed a wholesome Christian game. Obviously this game was designed for people with limited mobility such as myself, as I cannot think of any other reason why this game should be played with one hand. These design choices lead me to believe that there is still hope left for humanity, 10/10.

Thought this was a swimming simulator, I'm now a weeaboo and my parents disowned me. Someone please let me live with them. It's hard to find good hentai out on the streets. 10/10 would fap again

I only got told to drink bleach once today!