Ho ho ho ... Merry Christmas ... !

First things first, let me just say that jumping a border is exceptionally dangerous and not to mention downright illegal. You may find yourself staring down the end of a gun barrel. Or you may become seriously bruised and battered when border patrol tackles you to the ground. You could end up with cuts and punctures from rusty barbed wire. Or hounds hungry for blood may pursue and catch you. You may find yourself in a river full of sewage. And you could possibly be sent to jail for an indiscriminate period of time. Now if these perils and potential repercussions haven’t dissuaded you and you are like me and only learn a lesson through experience, then by all means, continue reading. But know that if you do so, you do so at your own risk. And under the pretext that I will assume no responsibility for any jail time you might receive, injury you might incur or death that could ensue.

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