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38 of 50 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 7:01am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:53am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:33am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 8:53am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:59am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 8:33am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 1:01am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:55pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:29am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:43am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:30am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:41am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:53pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:53pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:53pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:14am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 6:08am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:41am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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