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I never expected to witness the event that changed humanity when I bought this game. It was a cold summer night filled with the aroma of the petunias lodged into the the ground, just like a celestial caretaker took the time to put them there, and paid attention to every detail. To say it was beautiful was an understatement. I was holding his hand, no matter how uncomfortable it seemed, it made me feel at home. Steve was always there for me, ever since I met him. Then it happened. When we were on a cosy alley right behind a high school full of hopes and dreams just like the air around us, a black, Nigerian naked meth addict came rushing towards me with a stick he found when he was searching for meth in a forest in rural Albania with his half blind cousin named Alfredo. I fell in a deep ditch and held on only to Steve. He was having trouble holding me and I felt sweat dripping from my moustache. His face, without any expression as always, looked at me, his eyes, more blue than ever. I was slipping away. I saw a little tear in his square eye. Then I fell. I fell on my back and broke my neck, hearing the meth addict shouting curses in latin to my husband. As I faded into eternity, the last thing I heared was Steve's soft voice, calmly telling me: ''It will be okay my Fuhrer. there are no Jews in heaven, only big booty hot ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a lot of coke to do of people's ♥♥♥♥♥. Now rest my sexy boy, for I shall continue your noble quest of genocide and wild gaming, you better believe it. ''

9/10 there are some gameplay issues

I just love watching animals die in painful ways

HAHA HELLO THERE

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

buy it

haha i like sand baby yoda hello there

I scream :)

BOOOOOOOOO

This game is so well made I frequently get brain aneurisums and heart attacks when playing it and I don't mind lol the doc said I have 3 days to live but you bet I'm going in again can't wait to get one shot by Sparks from 300 miles.

The story made me tear up 10/10