Recent reviews by laughingman91

Best Tekken game on PC ever.

Think about it this way: Do you want to play Monster Hunter World on PC?
If yes -> play the game like the 300,000 or so other daily players.
If no -> don't play the game.

Don't be a pathetic whiny little self entitled loser victim. Cause you're not.
You don't HAVE to play if you think the games bugs and glitches are too much for you.
You could take a few weeks to philosophise and come to a drawn out conclusion that, perhaps, the game won't always remain in it's current state. And patches and fixes for bugs will be rolled out.

The game has been out for 13 days as of this writing, and idiot bandwagon pee pants wet diaper babies are purposely ganging up to leave bad steam reviews (currently down to just 39% positive reviews) until their demands are met. (????)

Call me a nazi, but i'd prefer these rotten little brats never get what they want. Wouldn't wanna hunt with them on my team anyway.

Plot 10/10
-confusing at first - read the comics before you play this.
+awesome story and clever story progression, very different (but still good) from the much more linear first game.

Graphics 10/10
-check, check, and triple check for windows and stationary enemies you didn't notice.
+improved detail in every aspect, scenery really takes you back to another time.

Audio 10/10
-didnt love it as much as the first game personally but...
+it really completes the package and helps to fully immerse you in this whacky 80's/90's violent fiction.

Gameplay 5/10 9/10
-Expansive level design means you will (rarely, frustratingly) get shot by enemies you weren't ready for, offscreen, or from beyond distant windows.
+This issue will only be a problem if you are a filthy casual with no resolve to strive and succeed. :D
+Middle click ranged weapon lock-on

Considering to the 10/10 score I gave the other aspects of the game, the Gameplay really lets this game down in comparison. And only because I'm butthurt. I'm only really upset that I didn't ace this game on my first playthrough riding on the wings of my achievements and experience from Hotline Miami 1.

It's not even much to complain about, but because the rest of this game is so fantastic, the few sore points really stand out.

Like eating a great big bowl of ice cream but someones sneaked wood screws into it which stab into your gums, impossible to ignore, while in-between you'er enjoying the soul satisfying oral pleasures of ice-cold smooth and creamy flavours.

All said and done, I think I'm going to enjoy my second playthrough even more than the first now that I'm prepared for the level of BS.

tl;dnr :: DO NOT BUY THIS GAME - IT USES UBISOFT UPLAY
DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR and CHECK OUT THE UPLAY FORUMS before even considering touching your wallet.
It will take you more time to fix this half baked DRM catastrophe than you'll ever spend time playing the games you wanted to play- if you ever manage to even get them running.
A simple google search showed me other ways to play Ubisoft games without UPLAY, and while these unsavoury methods might promote unlawful activity IT WOULD BE BY FAR THE BETTER OPTION if your goal is to Actually Play A Video Game.

I'd love to give the actual product a review here, but: ubisoft uplay.