Senaste recensioner av |PpP| wang retzky

FIFA on whatever the opposite of steroids are.

10/10 move me in pls

It's the same game as Cryptic Sea's "Golf?", presumably renamed because of how hard the former title was to search for.

In it's current state it's fairly similar to the old game, but now has widescreen support, voice chat, a server browser and some other small things to make it work much better on modern computers.

The only downside to it at the moment is that there's only one 9 hole course to play.

Speed mode is great. Nothing beats stealing your opponents cart and launching it across the map forcing them to walk.

In their first match of the season, Barcelona fell through the pitch never to be seen again. 10/10 GOTY

I expected this game to be a spiritual successor to John Elway's Nerf Vortex Championship '97, but was disappointed to find out that it lacked most of the features that made that game a classic. Graphics were bland, and It was hard to differentiate between which team had the football. In fact, I never found the football for the entire game. You could choose weapons, but couldn't choose if you wanted to use the classic Nerf Vortex, or the Mega Howler. John Elway wasn't even an unlockable character. Very disappointing.

Terrible football simulation, would not purchase again.

It's like STALKER, but more linear, and more repetitive, and less interesting, and less fun, and without all the great mods. It does look nice though.

You should probably buy all the STALKER games instead.