Recent reviews by Lach

Spent more time searching where to buy cyanide than actually playing the game. If you buy the game and wish to avoid a haemorrhage, the recommended procedure would be to first disable all voice communications, then exit the game calmly, followed by cathartically uninstalling the game before filling up your PC case with gasoline and then placing a soothing yankee candle besides your computer.

Absolute masterpiece.