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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 5:41am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 12:13am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 2:11am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 1:20am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 5:38am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 2:56am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:07am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 1:20am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 7:56am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 5:36am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:49am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22am



The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
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