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I don't know why this person keeps showing up on my friend's list. I doubt they even know I exist but every single time I remove them, they end up back on my list. I'm concerned this person is a hacker or a man inside steam looking at problem people. Look I know I've done some horrible things in the past that may have gotten me jail time, but that's besides the point. My friends says they knows this guy but every time I ask further my friend says "what the ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about? You've known them longer than you've known me." Whoever this person is, PLEASE GET OFF MY FRIENDS' LIST. Don't get me wrong they don't seem like a bad person, but I just don't know them and probably never will (not to mention how many hours they put into terraria, who the ♥♥♥♥ does that much terraria, it's like playing worse minecraft for 1000 hours) I wish this person the best and good wishes with regards to our mutual friends, who wanted me to say hi so here it is "Hi".

Hello.

My name is Jess. I found you on Masteroverwatch as one of the top mercy's and I think that's great!
I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (Let's be honest if you played a skillful hero like genji or widowmaker, you wouldn't be 4th)
From now on you'll be my duo and girlfriend. You'll pocket me.
This comes with some conditions:
You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon and evening. Some nude ones at night too.
You obviously won't be allowed to stream anymore and talk to other guys.
If you please me, I'll buy you occasional loot box or two.
We'll Skype everday, make sure to buy a high definition web cam soon.



Here are my contact details:
Skype: RaptorJess
Battlenet: RaptorJess#1107
Steam: http://steamoss.com/id/rawzest

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just do? You bloody imbecile

I forever will deny doing that. I did not shoot him, I did not.

If you were Ben, Cure, you'd shoot bobblehead bob