Become the fat introverted slob you were born to be. Your future awaits.

cob — 09/24/2020
black people fridge crab legs corn garbage bag

Knob: speaking of totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Knob: this guy peaked really early in life
Knob: https://youtu.be/bybMg6G4_d4?t=100
Knob: he was the first jason in friday the 13th
Knob: he was the little kid jason in the first movie
Knob: before jason was even the killer
Knob: he now has a band named after it
Knob: and opens every show explaining that he was the first jason
[AWaC]Pseudo: and plays a strap mounted keyboard

Agent Bishop: i cant believe yellowstone exploded
Knob: what is yellowstone
Agent Bishop: its a nick name for my ♥♥♥♥
Agent Bishop: and it just exploded
Knob: explain
Agent Bishop: i think you get the idea

Agent Bishop: i need some tunes to help me focus
Agent Bishop: i have a powerpoint to do
Agent Bishop: and its 4:30 am
Agent Bishop: im staying up for this
Knob: cody
Knob: how violent can we get
Agent Bishop: thats a terrifying question

Agent Bishop: i gotta ♥♥♥♥ but this guy is in my room
Agent Bishop: and my bathroom connects
Agent Bishop: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Agent Bishop: glorly glorly knoballejua

Jerry Knobusky: im listening to pork soda right now
Jerry Knobusky: im on the pressman
Jerry Knobusky: good album
Agent Bishop: grab yourself a can of linkin park albums
Agent Bishop: you'll be feelin just fine
Agent Bishop: aint nothinquite like sittin around the house
Agent Bishop: listenin to daughtry
Agent Bishop: greatest hits

Agent Bishop: once my mom meant to tap me on the mouth
Pour Gasoline on Cody Howell: you're a lightweight
Agent Bishop: because i said ♥♥♥♥ or something
Agent Bishop: but she misfired
Agent Bishop: and gave me a straight up bloody nose
Agent Bishop: it looked brutal

Introductory Knob: did you ever watch prison break? that's a normie prison show
Agent Bishop: demon posession was my favorite
Agent Bishop: yes
Agent Bishop: actually
Agent Bishop: it was not that good
Introductory Knob: i have heard that it's good but only normies have told me so
Introductory Knob: so i assume it isn't great
Agent Bishop: i heard it had a really dumb ending too
Introductory Knob: it was all a dream
Agent Bishop: "the prison was really just the friends we made along the way"

Agent Bishop: i sometimes wonder what its like to be a human breadstick
Agent Bishop: then i just look at you

das gruelYesterday at 10:18 PM
i got a pencil stuck in my ass when i was a kid though
for real

Knob's retarded son: ask your friend if he can donate to the bill cosby relief fund
Agent Bishop: i swore
Agent Bishop: him that n word
Agent Bishop: i swore
Agent Bishop: he said no
Agent Bishop: hes asleep though
Knob's retarded son: wait
Knob's retarded son: yell at him
Agent Bishop: scredasm in his face?
Knob's retarded son: put some spaghetti in his drawers
Knob's retarded son: just
Agent Bishop: why you n words feel like that
Knob's retarded son: put a little pasta
Agent Bishop: mad that a n word puts play like that
Knob's retarded son: in his underoos
Agent Bishop: n word who him is
Agent Bishop: i might
Knob's retarded son: you should
Knob's retarded son: that would be a good thing to wake up to
Knob's retarded son: a little pasta in the underoos
Agent Bishop: id be pretty happy/excited honestly
Agent Bishop: imagine not expecting anything
Agent Bishop: just your boring life
Agent Bishop: depressing
Agent Bishop: and you wake up with a weird slimy thing in your pants
Agent Bishop: or just under your blankets if you have no pants in the sleep
Agent Bishop: and you wake up and discover what it is
Agent Bishop: its like an adventure game

Cody Howell12:38 AM
tracers runner skin is a hot box of chocolates
think im gonna rub one out later
Jacob Brown12:38 AM
to tracer
Cody Howell12:38 AM
oh
i meant to type that to my dad
sorry

clippington - Today at 1:08 AM
ive had similar father scenes
but it wasnt whip cream he was shooting into my mouth

Cody Howell12:38 AM
what if a character got a new skin on overwatch
and you want to see it
and it was just like
your dad

Sleep Knob - Today at 6:33 PM
they say that if you say cody howell's name 5 times he'll appear and grant you a wish
Sleepy Graham - Today at 6:35 PM
Cody Howell
Cody Howell
Cody Howell
Cody Howell
Cody Howell
Sleep Dragon - Today at 6:39 PM
Cody Howell
Sleepy Graham - Today at 6:40 PM
where the ♥♥♥♥ is he
Sleep Dragon - Today at 6:40 PM
im right here
Sleepy Graham - Today at 6:47 PM
what the ♥♥♥♥
Sleep Knob - Today at 7:08 PM
can you grant me a wish, great sleep dragon
i want to die

Knob: are you okay bishop head
Agent Bishop: im great
Agent Bishop: *rips off head*
Knob: cody
Knob: can you murder me
Agent Bishop: *dribbles with it*
Agent Bishop: *slam dunks*
Agent Bishop: *screaming*
Knob: that one was good
Knob: thanks
Agent Bishop: *bowling alley sets down pins*
Agent Bishop: *they're all jacob browns*
Agent Bishop: *takes my head*
Agent Bishop: *throws it down lane*
Agent Bishop: *GETS A STRIKE*

Cody Howell3:24 AM
i cant wait to level up
Jacob Brown3:25 AM
why's that burrito boy
Cody Howell3:25 AM
im at 100
i cant wait to get the fresh new one
Jacob Brown3:25 AM
oh ♥♥♥♥
wow
i'm not even close
i'm still in the 40s
Cody Howell3:25 AM
like my mom
Jacob Brown3:25 AM
thanks
Cody Howell3:25 AM
shes 46

Rasputin the Lovemachine: Don't give up knob
Knob is dying inside: I WON'T
Rasputin the Lovemachine: What's keeping you down knob?
Knob is dying inside: chlamydia
Rasputin the Lovemachine: if chlamydia doesn't stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ then it can't stop you either
Knob is dying inside: thanks rasputin
Knob is dying inside: you're the same with assassination huh
Rasputin the Lovemachine: elaborate
Knob is dying inside: uh
Knob is dying inside: don't worry about it
Knob is dying inside: nvm
Rasputin the Lovemachine: I see you already got the hang out of the chlamydia lifestyle

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knob - Today at 12:05 AM
cody
is it okay if i drop a logic bomb on you real quick

clippington - Today at 12:05 AM
sure
will it make me cry

knob - Today at 12:05 AM
haribo happy cherries are better than haribo gummy bears.

clippington - Today at 12:05 AM
oh
♥♥♥♥ you

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knob - Today at 1:02 PM
thanks cody
can you tell me a joke?
like an original cody howell

clippington - Today at 1:04 PM
i have a joke for you
waking up ever ymorning
thinking things will be different
thinking that what you're doing is right
and that there is a path in the clearing
of this thick dark forest that surrounds us
and makes it impossible to traverse
a chaotic jungle
then one day you realized you're not even following the same path you've started on
there is no path
you're lost
and it's dark
you don't know where to go
that's the joke

knob - Today at 1:06 PM
thanks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥