Kevin
Literally just Kevin   California, United States
 
 
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RIP TOUCAN.
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[SSF Crucible] Explode Totem PF vs Witnessed Uber Uber Elder
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I only play true ethical SSF hardcore. I delete every meta unique I find because it is unethical to keep it. When my character dies, I delete every item in every stash tab because it's not true ethical SSF hardcore otherwise. I Vorici break every six-link I land because it is unrealistic to ever six-link an item in true ethical SSF hardcore. I skip the Labyrinth because Ascendency Classes are unethical powerhouses. Every time a Vaal Orb drops, I immediately use it on a randomly equipped piece of gear to increase the challenge. I've had global chat and trade chat disabled since I got my beta invite back in 0.9.2d, the Merveil fireball optimisation and curse duration patch, because player interaction gave too much advantage. I've sent at least 84 emails to GGG support over the years asking for unlimited ignore player space so I can make sure that no one talks to me when I'm in town. I read and listen to every lorestone, notes, books to fully immerse myself in the true ethical SSF hardcore experience. Every time I go into this general and read the word "meta", "trading", "blade flurry", "clear speed", "Headhunter", so on and so on, I make sure to thrust my giant vibrating dildo one to three times to punish myself accordingly for tainting my TESSFHC experience. I've stolen at least a dozen credit cards from my parents to pay for the 3,250 normal stash tabs that I have to show my support for GGG and the true hardcore game that they have developed. It deeply saddens me that PT left, he was the only one that spoke only truth. Why do you self-proclaimed SSF hardcores even try to pretend that you're truly SSF hardcore? You make me fucking sick.
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GET THE FUСK OUT OF MY SWAMP
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You scrolled so far down you found Shrek
Now will you kindly exit my swamp?
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JRCREW 1 Jan @ 4:37am 
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
"Chatty" 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:32pm 
THisng guyt stimod
Brother Girthius Maximus 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:32pm 
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Brother Girthius Maximus 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:29pm 
>:( angry. out of my lane. not thriving.
JRCREW 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:13pm 
HAPPY NEY YEAR, 새해 복 많이 받으세요
kitt_bit 12 Jul, 2023 @ 9:28pm 
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