on a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero






Nerds, no-life cybernauts, ugly wimps, crud-for-brains, super-nerds, zyber-lamoes, super-duper-bad-at-sports weaklings, weak-hearted wimplings, bug collector kids, leftover paper bag sack lunch dweebs, stupid kids, oatmeal raisin losers, failed goths, super zany troll experts, Facebook commentators, Zuckernerds, Facebook likers, kids who talk about how they don't have TV at home, kids who talk about how they listen to NPR at home, raised-by-anime Gokufreaks, lunchroom wanderers, toilet swimmers, toilet divers, kids with rashes, tween bumbler boys, trash heap garbage kids, prom clowns, prom jesters, lunchroom floor dweebs, snotnosed idiots, rugscoundrel humblebeggars, pump-happy iron pounders, rump-slumping bumble babies, badly dressed geektards, gothic-style proto-Invader Zim trolls, classroom masturbators, classroom chameleons, California raisins fans, raised by Tumblr kids, pantsless fools, and the list goes on and on.