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454.8 hrs on record (174.8 hrs at review time)

fun game, I went in there like pshhhh, vrrrrred them with the chainsword and they were like "oh noes, papa nurgle save mewaiorfnpweifnfiovnawbvuinb (the sound they make when I turn them into spaghetti with aforementioned swordchain)" then I whipped out my lasgun and went dakka dakka dakka all over my enemies while yellin FOR DA EMPRAH and all my teammates were almost as cool as me and my favorite part is when we all shouted it's darkin' tide and we dakka'd all over them

oh and there's doggies too yay

Posted 4 April, 2023.

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123.4 hrs on record (87.9 hrs at review time)

WHY IS THE LAST PICTURE IN THE STORE FROM WARHAMMER TOTAL WAR? HAHAHA

Posted 6 September, 2020.

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0.0 hrs on record

Oi! Nous sommes les cinq sanglants d'Ubersreik! Ou quatre, peu importe.

I can swing my sword sword sword my grail knight sword sword

Posted 23 June, 2020.

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121.8 hrs on record (35.3 hrs at review time)

Thought I was buying an awesome adventure RPG game...

... Ended up buying an awesome card game with an RPG adventure on the side

Posted 4 November, 2019.

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0.0 hrs on record

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dwayne Gor-Rok Johnson

Posted 1 November, 2019.

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2,209.8 hrs on record (876.0 hrs at review time)

One of the best games I've played in my entire life

Posted 29 June, 2019.

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0.0 hrs on record

It's a game of herd mentality where you try to kill Life of Boris

10/10

Posted 28 July, 2016.

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0.0 hrs on record

#removehunsfrompremises

Posted 25 February, 2016.

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44.3 hrs on record (19.8 hrs at review time)

Man I loved the hell out of this game 15 years ago and I love the hell out of this game today.

Posted 22 September, 2015. Last edited 19 October, 2019.

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2.0 hrs on record

Here comes another chinese earthquake, ERBRBRBRBBRBRBR

Posted 23 March, 2012.

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