Recent reviews by 𝙲𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚎♡

Thank you https://steamoss.com/id/dixotny For gifting me this

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☑ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Village Farm ist eine entzückende Flucht in ländliches Glück mit einem skurrilen Touch, der an Peter Griffins Streiche erinnert. Jeder Moment ist bedeutsam und humorvoll, genau wie die legendären Abenteuer von Garen, Yasuo und Caseoh. Mit atemberaubender Grafik und fesselndem Gameplay bietet es eine perfekte Mischung aus Entspannung und Unterhaltung. Ein Muss für Fans von Farmsimulationen und League of Legends-Fans! Sehr empfehlenswert!

very likeable game

jo

i love it

jo

Takes a deep breath. Regroups his thoughts.

Dear deep rock galactic player,

It's been a while since we've seen each other. I'm sure you haven't forgotten about me - I'm Ryan Gosling. You know, the guy from the movies. I just want to let you know that I've been thinking about you. I've been thinking about all those times we spent together exploring the caves of Hoxxes IV. And I can't help but wonder if maybe there's something more between us.

this game is a masterpiece

meno