I was curled in my bed when I saw him near

His face came in vision, and then it was clear

Obama came to me and said, “Wow, you’re cute,

I’d love to get inside of your poop chute.”

I giggled a bit and said “Yes!” with glee

Just seconds later, Obama was in me.

He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me a while, then came real hard,

He filled my tummy up, like I was fat with lard.

He said, “I’ll tell you a secret, but keep it so,”

Then his smile seemed to brightly glow,

“My last name is... Well, you can say it now.”

And held out a paper which to me was endow’d

I read it out, “This hereby grants you the N-word pass”

He said, “That’s what you get, for me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your ass!”

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

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