Recent reviews by Kalto-Mate

Short (6 hours) bizarre 2D puzzle platformer game were your avatar is even more bizarre: a pile of fungal goo.

You indirectly control how this being redistributes it's mass and grow to control it along increasingly difficult challenges with your mouse. It starts nice and easy, but the developers managed to allow a pint of snot to lockpick, start it's own space programs and fight against bosses (you heard) among others.

All this wrapped around a nice blanket of story-telling taking advantage of the enviroments you run along, the ambiance and the music. In the end, it feels like a satisfying journey.

Ha pasado un día entero y no puedo jugar. Despúes de que la oferta de preorder se me escapara porque no la anunciaron lo suficiente, me pasa esto?? Refund de steam de camino. (Aunque ahora tengo dinero "atascado" dentro de la cartera de steam que nunco podré recuperar)
Sé más profesional la próxima, Edmund.

As dumb as the idea of being a space janitor cleaning up the aftermatch of a human vs aliens battle in some floating station out there...this game is surprisingly calming and amusing, don't know why.
Also, it fits both people that like to just fool around and make a bigger mess and people that need to clean EVERYTHING and make the station shinny.

Absurd how a game can keep sinking and sinking before hitting rock bottom.

2022 revision: absolute shadow of it's former self. Those who have remained after so many downgrades will never experience the joy of carefree matches where everyone tried their best, but had fun above all, so goofy stuff could happen and everyone was best pals. The ranking system was the begining of the end. Game didn't need it to compete with Overwatch, and now the tone of the community has completely shifted and I no longer recognise it. On top of that, there's people running literal bots on official servers with perfect aim, and players are genuinely unable to deal with their exploits. But hey, at least no mean words on chat!