wait, wait, wait....... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O\_O Not to be a freak, but.. Just when i tought you couldn't get more attractive.. You started playing video games. Nicely done, M'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman.

Been sitting here in my stained underwear, my arse sweat seeping into my Secretlab OMEGA 2020 Series Stealth chair, so much grease between my titan clenched cheeks that it catalyses the brown stains on my boxers from three weeks prior - decorating my chaffing marks like a fresh Dominoes Sweet Texas BBQ pizza - but I can't stop staring at the screen. Stalin's rotten truffle stares me right in the face and I have to please this glorious leader, or have my brains plant the wall like the liquid fart that decorates my arse.

-rep uneducated. Doesn't even know what a dooth is.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do