Beating me at all the roguelite achievos -_-

jkalthelegend: jng what are you playing?
jkalthelegend: I can pick for yo maybe
Wanna Be Insec: urgot
jkalthelegend: well
jkalthelegend: nvr mind

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im doing this for exp

Friend, the world is ending and a meteor is heading towards your house. You have 3 minutes to live and you can't escape. What shall you do?

Why are you ahead 1 day?!?!