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37 people found this review helpful
1,500.4 hrs on record
A game with over 20k active players from 2015, then slowly faded when people realized that Reto.Moto had no real development direction, just added cash shop crap, made changes and un-did changes. Increased the grind to earn badges and credits, Made Tanks stronk, but then made them paper tigers. Added a third faction when the player base was already thinning out. I had my fun with the game, but I don't think there will be a game like this anytime soon. It was so fun trying out meme customizations on your guns, Like making a super slow Grease Gun, or making super fast handguns. The only game close to this one is Enlisted but, you have to deal with the terrbile AI squads.
Posted 13 March, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
6.6 hrs on record
I got banned for a game I played a few times. Weird.
Posted 15 January, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
46.0 hrs on record (33.3 hrs at review time)
The story, is predictable. The gameplay is Trash, just walk around night city and watch half the NPCs T-Pose. Bugs make beating the game difficult, try doing some of the final missions, it's unbearable, have to reload for the AI to do it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job. The city is lifeless, and the AI is trash, you could play a ps2 game with better AI. The driving is terrible, it's like driving in sleet, it's nothing like a real open world game like GTA, Watchdogs, Sleeping Dogs, just imagine it as the witcher 3 but they hired people with cerebral palsy to code the game, but you will all still buy it because CDPR made The Witcher 3.

Games with Better Driving:

-Any Grand Theft Auto Game
-Sleeping Dogs
-The First Watchdogs

Games with better AI:
- Any game made before Cyberpunk 2077
Posted 12 December, 2020. Last edited 3 January, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,351.7 hrs on record (1,172.6 hrs at review time)
Helk the worst game Dev of all time, just because you are an excellent coder doesn't make you a project manager. His scatter brained development process, introduces things into the game just because he feels like it. So called features left to be untouched for months, even years. The game's population fluctuates frequently, because Helk changes his mind every 3-4 months. Claims the previous systems introduced were inferior, when he never takes any time to balance anything. Listens to the shills of the loudest player base and cater's to their play style. Don't bother with this game, because it will never be finished. Helk will decide something isn't perfect, remove it and replace with some thoughtless idea he came up with while browsing reddit, on the toilet...

The final nail in the coffin is he uses Twitter to troll his player base, promising features that should be implemented, but never will...

Just Remember the History of his Incompetence:

Stairs still don't line up with Doors, and the stairs only face one direction, and can't be mirrored.

You're defenseless if you lose your rock, you can't punch or anything...a game without punching made by a company called "Face Punch" Melee Combat is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke.

A spear costs a whole tree.....you need a workbench to craft a stone spear...
A spear is a simple weapon made from a long piece of wood... how does that equate to a whole tree? you find a stick, and sharpen it... i feel spears should be a more accessible weapon, not spend 15 minutes chopping a tree down and another 3 minutes crafting a damn spear..

Most Loot you get from barrels and boxes are utter trash, ♥♥♥♥ Blue Prints that are purely cosmetic, or for Role Players... Yeah I definitely enjoy risking my life, to gather mailbox blueprints, and bear rugs...

You can't even remodel your own base, if you mess up you are stuck with it. Sure you can destroy objects but only within the time limit.

The Survival aspect is a joke. Thirst and Hunger, really have no effect on the gameplay. you can practially bandage through the damage..

You shouldn't be able to abuse the healing mechanics in the game, spamming Bandages, and Medical Syringes, just makes the game feel like, who ever has the most Medical Supplies automatically wins the battle. Also, why have Large Medkits if no one uses them?

The Game is just mindless PVP now, no objectives or endgame.. its like a Free For All, where you have to build all your gear, just to lose it to someone who is better geared than you.

They couldn't even hatch up some Bounty system, that rewards players for killing someone thats been on a kill streak, etc.

The are no incentives for peaceful interactions in this game. If only they added a safe zone where everyone could come and trade, and pick up bounties from a bullentin board. I dunno something more engaging than... Gather, Die, Gather, Die, Build, Die, Die.

This game is the literal definition of Insanity.
Posted 23 January, 2017. Last edited 24 April, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
318.7 hrs on record (300.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A game where everyone hordes cars, and battle royale is filled with chinese hackers! Taiwan #1!
Posted 1 February, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
72.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
DO NOT BUY THIS GAME. EVERY THING YOU SEE IN THE TRAILER IS A LIE.

DO NOT BUY, DON'T MAKE MY MISTAKE!

I paid for four copies and now I want a refund. Jig is such an anti-social sociopath, who made this game to make $$ hasn't said ♥♥♥♥ after his last "UPDATE" and his staff is slowly moving on to do better things.

I hope you enjoy all that cocaine you bought JIG (Alex Fundora) If I ever see you in real life im gonna fart in your general direction...
Posted 31 May, 2014. Last edited 9 February, 2015.
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