Good friend

Why this fella so

i almost caught her, i was THIS close.

i stalked through the woods, blahaj in one hand, trap in the other. i've been following her trail for days. she must have caught on to me early on because i kept stumbling into traps laid out by her.

first they were quite simple, just a wood stick trap here and a snare there, but then they got more elaborate.

things started escalating quickly, until one day i found a wooden replica of a South Dakota-class battleship with her at the helm. i stood upon the beach, ready for her assault, and as i dodged projectile after projectile, i could see her growing weary. now was my chance.

using a breaching charge i easily punctured the hull, and got into her ship, but i realised that i was played for a fool, what i thought was her at the helm was just another wooden replica. drat. next time, i'll get her for sure.

the hunt continues.

the creature

fren :)

owo

luv u too <3

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hiss boo

Voluptuous woman

im sending you to brazil

:)

VERY ATTRACTIVE. HE LOOKS NICE

Very Nice Young Man <3 +rep

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