spider jerusalem's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:45am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:27pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:39am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:19pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:26pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:35am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:27am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:50am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:56am

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:39am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:45am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:21am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:19pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:05pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:27pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:03pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:48am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:35am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:33am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 11:22am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:42am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:09am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:56am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:56am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:09am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:54am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:37pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!