accidentally wiped my friends list lol

Well, G-Eazy would have none of it. First he pretended to not hear her while she awkwardly made excuses for him that he was busy preparing the turkey in the kitchen (we could see him right behind her coloring with crayons or some ♥♥♥♥), but then he rolled his eyes and said "for ♥♥♥♥'s sake" loud enough for us to hear. He finally came over into full view and I ♥♥♥♥ you not, was wearing a bib and holding massive turkey legs in each of his hands. He didn't say a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ word. No hello or hi or even a smile. He just looked into the camera with dead eyes and just sucked the meat right off the turkey bones, one at a time, like a little kid sucking jelly off his fingers.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ G-Eazy.

My experience with G-Eazy was a little different. This is the internet and I know people lie on it, but bear with me cuz this ♥♥♥♥ actually happened. It's not copypasta.

My dad briefly dated G-Eazy's mom Patty in high school and they ended things on good terms. They even got back in touch a few years back after he figured out social media. They send each other family photos, swap work stories (they are all retired teachers) and occasionally even skype on holidays. Last thanksgiving, I was over at my dad's and G-Eazy was visiting while they were skyping. His mom knows from my dad that I'm a huge fan and she offered to introduce us.

uwu

hows the navy/marines

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