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Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking where I am (im with a girl, ok) you'll likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I dont expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such a simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

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Gavlerz Jul 2, 2017 @ 10:04p

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I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the ᶠᵘᶜᵏ, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

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