Recent reviews by Joitea

I am totally and utterly in love with this game. The mechanics, the gameplay, the atmosphere the community... Are all amazing.
The different dwarf voice lines, the base shenanigans... Such an amazing game.
Wide array of enemies, wide array of missions, A shed tonne of cosmetics (All can be purchased via ingame currency you earn on missions).

I rate this game fully.
Purchased 2 days ago and already have 17 hours played. Sorry Boss for skipping work xD

The RNG is ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Ive had probably 20 rounds in a row without being an Imposter. But others have had it almost consecutively. Until it is fixed and fair I dont recommend this game.

I am really enjoying this game. Its very simple, easy to learn, and just all around fun.
I give this game a 8/10

Only due to the fact its in an alpha stage, and Australian/Oceanic servers are needed.

I bloody love this game. Klei could never make a bad game. However; Its 'I' before 'e' except after 'C' ;)

FIX YOUR F***CKING GAME UBISOFT. THE CONSTANT BLOODY CRASHING IS UNBELIEVABLE! I CANT PLAY THE F***CKING THING FOR MORE THAN 1 HOUR!
IF THIS SH!T KEEPS HAPPENING I WANT MY F***CKING MONEY BACK!

PULL YOUR F***CKING FINGERS OUT

Okay so... Dont even bother reading the 'Negative Comments' section. Its just a bunch of people who have potatoes as PC's or people who are trying to play it on their 'Gaming Mac' or 'AlienWare' (Thats your problem right there!)

Where to begin. The intro really was amazing for the Dwarfs, and I bet it is the same for the other factions aswell.
The first few battles keep you on the edge of your seat whilst also receiving help from your advisor on how to play.

Total War: Warhammer is truely a gem to look at. Amazing landscapes, there is never a dull moment, its everything you love about a TW game with the fantasy of the Old World.
Now here I am in my mountains building up my armies; preparing to attack the next horde of Greenskins to come charging at me, then a notice pops up saying "Waaaaargh". Yea, if you know the lore of the Old World.. It means trouble.

I know I will continue to gain many hours on this game. The hype was real, the punch, amazing.

Buy the game.. You wont regret it.

So Ive only played a little of this game, but I thought I should write a review anyway.

This game is fun. This game has a good concept. But thats pretty much it.. The support for this game is horrible. The community is trash. Valve is too busy making the glove textures better instead of improving the games machanics such as the hit boxes! The hit boxes are by far the most broken thing in this game! The amount of hackers you will encounter in this game is unbearable. Seriously majority of the time youll enter a server that has atleast one hacker.

But... Being the conformist I am.. Ill continue to play this bloody game.

I love this game with a passion! Even though it is not finished, even though it has some bugs. It is truely a masterpiece!

A great Indie-dungeon crawler! I am already spending too much time on this game. Its simplistic and extremely large dungeons make it a blast to play. Highly recommend!