Ah, good ol' Johnny Sins in Age of Empires IV. His skills in the English Civilization? Let's just say they're as organized as a herd of cats trying to build a castle! But hey, maybe that's why he's spent so much time in college – trying to decipher the ancient texts on how to conquer in-game.

He's got more degrees than a protractor, yet his archers still aim like they're shooting blindfolded. Maybe those college textbooks had a chapter on 'How to Rule a Kingdom' he missed?

I just have one thing to say... If you think for a second, that putting milk before cereal is valid in any way, think again buddy. You know what happens to little boys and girls who don't put the cereal in the right way?! THEY END UP ON THE GROUND OUTSIDE OF A LOCAL WALMART, NEVER TO SEE THEIR PARENTS AGAIN. YOU'RE PATHETIC. NOBODY LIKES YOU, NOT EVEN YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN. Say hi to ♥♥♥♥♥ for me you vile creature.

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