Now I know what you’re thinking, “why would I envelop a delicacy in my own semen.” Well, I got a few reasons of my own. Just imagine the thick, cloudy, warm substance that will ooze slowly across the surface of the fried pastry. It yearns to serve its one purpose, to make it into your mouth and deliver a temporary sensation for your mouth. The first bite, grabbing the pastry ring with both hands, you sink your teeth down, through the white, warm, welcoming surface until it is met with the teeth on the opposite side. The contents from such a transcendent bite that arrive in the mouth, the fried dough, glaze or chocolate covering of the like, and then, the ♥♥♥. Chewing, chewing, and more chewing, these constituents become crushed and mixed with the salivate, like the mixing of cement in the back end of a concrete mixer. The end product is a mish mash of dough and flavor that is just out of this world.

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I once met Todd Howard. We chatted for a bit, and after a few minutes, he invited me to see something. After just a few moments, I got the hint. I turned around and told him that I understood what he wanted. I bent over and braced myself against the wall. Todd came closer and placed his hand on the back of my head. He leaned in against me and whispered, "I want it all." His right hand slowly groped the contours of my hip and eased itself into my pocket. He takes a firm hold of my wallet and pulls it free. Without another word, Todd just got off me and walked away.

Look, all I want to say is: Toph definitely knew everyone's ♥♥♥♥ size in Avatar.

Her ability to sense shape and stuff with earthbending allowed to her get generally senses of characters' physicalities. She definitely knew what Aang, Sokka, and Zuko were keeping under the belt. This gives a new layer to her little crush on Sokka..

I sexually identify as a 16 inch frying pan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of frying delicious bacon in hot greasy oil. People say to me that a person being a 16 inch frying pan is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I don’t care, I’m round and cast iron. I’m having a plastic surgeon coat me with teflon, install anticonductive handles, and forge my bottom with stainless steel. From now on I want you guys to call me “Big 16” and respect my right to sear meat from 300°F and burn steaks needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a panaphobe and need to check your cooking appliance privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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