I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

When a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun.BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating box, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert!

I love brontosauruses

Cummos ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ - http://thechive.com/2012/06/06/daily-morning-awesomeness-30-photos-61/daily-morning-awesomeness-5-80/