+rep gg

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add me please
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An INK-LING? Sure -- TAKE one!! Did you BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS??
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I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV ...
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Space is to place as eternity is to time.
-- Joseph Joubert
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Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It
will send your pins to ... Valhalla?" Lisa?

Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings go when they die.

Homer: Ooh, that's some ball.

The Telltale Head
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Power, n.:
The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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Mal: "When I want a lot of medical jargon, I'll talk to a doctor.

Simon: "You are talking to a doctor."
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Walters' Rule:
All airline flights depart from the gates most distant from
the center of the terminal. Nobody ever had a reservation
on a plane that left Gate 1.
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Bender: Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!
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I dont even know how I landed here
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