“If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.” - Mario Andretti

Big Metalhead, adrenaline junkie, loves going fast.

"The Smoke Is Crossed" - Jasper August 31st 2015
"GET OFF ME ♥♥♥♥♥, IM TRYIN TO MOVE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOVE!" - Jasper, March 18th 2016
"My pants are damp with schwet" - Jasper July 5th 2016
*Burps in Discord* "I got the best burps, what are you not amused? ARE MY BURPS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU KID?!" - Jasper July 7th 2016
"Don't choose lysol, choose globasl!" - Rocky890 August 10th 2016
"*Cats meowing*
Jasper: CATS SHUT UP
*Scares Cats to get them to stop*
Jasper: Don't worry, my cats are just having gay sex (I think they really were ;-;)
Rocky890: Well they learn from the best" - Rocky890; Jasper; and 2 gay cats - August 16th 2016
"UGHGUHGUHGUHGUH" - Rocky890 August 21st 2016
"loel" - Rocky890 August 22nd 2016
"gm ikfoesh" - Jasper August 27th 2016
Rocky890: "You sound so triggered right now"
Jasper: "I am a triggered!" - Rocky890; Jasper October 24th 2016
"How long would that make to take?" - Rocky890 October 24th 2016
Jasper: *Joins Discord*
Rocky890: "Chris I learned a cool diddly doo"
Jasper: "Cool I love cool diddly doos"
"Show me that cool diddly doo" - Rocky890; Jasper November 7th 2016
Jasper: "So you know the Dominant ones and the Submissive ones?"
Rocky890: "Yeah, I watch porn" - Rocky890; Jasper December 11th 2016
"I'm not salty, just seasoned" - Rocky890 December 11th 2016
Jasper: "Too bad i'm about to kill him"
*Dies*
Jasper: *Voice Crack* "Got em" - Jasper December 27th 2016
"Disamacordee" - Jasper December 28th 2016
Jasper: "I just choked on my tea"
Rocky890: "And? You choke on something every night"
Jasper: "But that's different, that's a solid piece of meat" - Rocky890; Jasper January 12th 2017
"SAAAAIIIINNNTTT, SAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNTTTTTT, I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOUU" - Rocky890 February 4th 2017
Rocky890: "Hey Chris guess what"
Jasper: "What?"
Rocky890: "My ♥♥♥♥ is on my phone screen"
Jasper: "Lets not"
Rocky890: "I'm gonna type to you using my ♥♥♥♥" - Rocky890; Jasper March 12th 2017
"His brakies" - Rocky890 March 26th 2017
"I forgot there were moo's over here" - Jasper November 18th 2017
"Battlefield? or piung? pubg*" - Rocky890 January 15th 2018
Random: "How did that happen?"
Me: "It Just Did" - Rocky890; Jasper April 1st 2018
"Bada Bing, Bada Boom, Now there's sperm in your eye" - Jasper April 1st 2018
"depeends" - Rocky890 April 3rd 2018
"Also herb bo... her broobs" - Jasper July 16th 2018
"I'll say whatever I wanna say, If I say shlow, its shlow" - Jasper July 20th 2019
Jasper: "She looks really cute with hair"
Rocky: "Most people do"
*Intense weezing* - Rocky890; Jasper January 1st 2020
"Oh wait nvm,
I'm restarted" - Saint December 22nd 2020
Rocky890: Sprite, Ew
Me: Well then ♥♥♥♥ you, that's why you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat
- Rocky, Jasper November 3rd 2021
"Smack Buff" - Saint April 16th 2023
"I only have mental, theres a health part to this?" - Rocky July 6th 2023