Don't bother me with your questions

- Yes, I am a girl. *I'm sure, no need to check*
- Yes, it is me on my profilepicture.
- No, I won't go back to the kitchen. Men are perfectly capable of cooking their own meal. *If you can't, ask your mom how to cook a meal and cook for her once in a while, she will like that*
- No, I'm not a 11 year old boy because of my voice. I'm a girl, it shouldn't be healthy if I sounded like a 40 year old man. *Maybe I need to smoke even more cigarettes*
- No, I do not play in a female-team. *Girls are to ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I know that, I'm one of them*
- Yes, I do play in a team with all guys and I'm the only woman. *And I like it*
- No, I did not have sex with al my teammates. Maybe it's hard to believe but there are some guys who are capable of playing with a girl without the need to have sex. *And no, they are not gay.*
- No, I do not want to date you, have sex with you or marry you. You really asking me to marry you only because I am a girl and I play CS? *Think twice before you ask that question. I can be a real ♥♥♥♥♥ to live with.*
- Yes, you can add me on steam if you are nice and have some serious questions. *Can guys ask serious questions?*
- No, you can not add me on steam only to ask me sexual questions or to have a girl on your steamfriendslist so you can showoff to your friends.
- No, I am not a fat 40 year old man who is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to be a girl just to get some attention or to get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I have enough attention and skins! *Pink skins, pink skins, pink skins!*
- No, I won't tell you my bra-size, simply because it has nothing to do with the game. And besides that, I don't ask you for the size of your penis . *But feel free to tell me if you are proud at it, men and their penis, sight*
- No, I do not play CS wearing high heels and a miniskirt. I know you really want to believe so, but in fact, at the end of the day I take a shower, rinse al my make-up off, I put on a comfortable sweatpants and a warm sweater. Because after a busy day, I'm tired and I want to feel comfortable and just play a game to relax, just like you. Or do you want to tell me you are playing CS with your tuxedo on, full pumped biceps, an overload of hairproducts in your hair, and to much of an aftershave on your face because you believe someone in game can smell your to expensive perfume?

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