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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Have you ever seen a Giraaafe?
You mean a "Giraffe"?
No, a Giraaafe
Why do you keep calling it that? It's not "Giraaafe", its "Giraffe"
I'm not talking about Giraffes, I'm talking about Giraaafes. There's a difference.
NO MIRANDA, NO! There is NO difference because there is NO Giraaafe!
So what do you call a racing giraffe?
A WHAT?!
You know, a Giraffe that runs in races. What do you call that?
A fast running giraffe, thats what I call it
Well you're wrong
Miranda, you're wasting my time. Why would I care about a "Giraaafe"?!
Because we now own one
WHAT!!??
Relax Wendy, I made sure I bought the fastest one. See for yourself
https://steamoss.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1560964480
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