You know what's crazy? I found a Garage Hobo in my garage. I'm gonna go show you him... he's gonna attack me. I'm opening the door! There's a h-hobo! He's gonna attack me! Years later, the Garage Hobo is still attacking the random guy. The Garage Hobo is now a professional biker. He is now the worst scooterer in the entire galaxy... of awesomeness. Reporting live on news: The Garage Hobo has just got hitten by a car and died. Oh no! He's alive again! Nooo! Okay, good he had a heart attack. Not like the weird heart attack... he got killed by a heart. Reporting live on news.

its true im an underachiever

You don't have enough Achievements

Wtf. Wtf... Jaque

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