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1 person found this review helpful
32.6 hrs on record
Boring story like the first one, but gameplay is cool, like the exploding arrows that also damage yourself. Also the item dupe was cool.
Posted 25 November, 2022.
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243.6 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
If you've fantasized of getting panned by a dude with three pans wearing only shorts, this is the game. Not only did my dream come true, it inspired me to create my own "panhandler."

Other aspects of the game are good too.
Posted 8 May, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Basically the ROBLOX game this was based off of.

Can't really play when it's a small server, so don't join one when you have less than 3 friends together. You'll get swarmed unless you know how to play.

Many people are in their own teams and are trigger happy, so get 6+ buddies who all want to invest time into this. Once you learn, just try to have gang wars.

Promotes teamwork and playing with many bored friends.



Posted 7 March, 2017. Last edited 7 March, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.0 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
poor boy's overwatch

but better

money does not equal quality
Posted 23 September, 2016. Last edited 14 February, 2017.
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9.0 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
RC cars with jets. Add this to real life cars.
Posted 26 June, 2016.
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498.4 hrs on record (154.3 hrs at review time)
Developers seem to care about making the game look good. Doesn't seem to address the problems though. Their "fixes" to the game breaking problems are not effective and don't do anything really. Examples include: using an API bug or something to bypass Battleye and do whatever you want; sound problems; server-side issues not matching to client.

CSGO's VACnet and the Overwatch system is infinitely better than whatever Ubisoft is doing.

The game by itself and its concept is good, but every season the gameplay and experience gets worse.

Not worth getting at full price. If you know how to use a mouse and keyboard and have basic awareness, you can stay at Gold easily. Play with friends who aren't brain damaged as well, and the worst of the problems will be rare.
Posted 24 June, 2016. Last edited 12 February, 2020.
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13.3 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
some AI retreats after losing 30 in a 120 man unit. AI needs to git gud. rockets need to git gud as well. napoleon's old guard is too OP, if spam of old guard was allowed, then game would be much more fair and balanced. french needs more to git gud.
Posted 17 February, 2016. Last edited 17 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
26.1 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
Very realistic, lots of deaths, which should be expected. Fun game, good experience.
Posted 4 January, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
2.2 hrs on record
Minecraft in 2D. The guide AI is a b*tch.
Posted 1 January, 2016. Last edited 1 January, 2016.
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150.3 hrs on record (90.2 hrs at review time)
Too realistic, too spammy, too good.
Posted 1 January, 2016.
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