accept my friend request pls

+rep just a good guy, i played against him and lost but he is still friendly and calm

So I’ve been working on this Exercise to strengthen my rear muscles.

I take a nickel and I put it inside my a$$. Then I pinch my a$$ and hold it in there to keep it from falling out. I wait a little bit then I add another nickel. i’ve been doing pretty good. Actually a record. I got up to 12.55. That’s about 6 1/2 rolls.

So even though I was trying to calm down on my lunch I was still a little heated. And maybe clenching things too hard that have no business being clenched like that. I sneezed. Hard. And felt something terrible. I checked. I lost over $8 in nickels. I know at least 85 cents shot out of my a$$. I’m a little discounted in myself for not being able to keep ahold of them. But I have no No clue where the rest went. probably in me somewhere. And to make matters worse. While I was 3 knuckles deep searching for those nickels I must have strained too hard and blood started gushing from my nose.

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litterlee

I wish I was Indian. I hate being trapped in this shell of "good behavior" imposed on me by a cucked society, this prison that forbids me from being honest with women and expressing who I really am. Every time I see an Indian messaging a random white girl from a country thousands of miles away on facebook just to say "hello dear I suck on your t its" I think, f uck, I wish I could just say that to women too. Imagine being so honest. The girl replies "umm gross lol" or something but she still replied. She still knows you want to tickle her with your thick Indian moustache. No matter how brief, there was a meeting of souls between you, she knows that you know that she knows that you want to suck on her wonderful t its and call her beautiful, the urge is dispensed and done with on your part, and now you can get back to your important work.

Instead I'm imprisoned in a KEK society where I have to pretend women showing me their asscheeks and wearing skin-tight clothing is normal.