you're a donkey

you're a horse

"When you look at the stars, and you see a mockingbird flying in the night, a shadow cast it's grace over the horizon. When you order a Big Mac from McDonalds and it's got extra pickles on it, you know that you've been graced by the presence of a higher power. When a first born baby perches itself out of the womb, that power manifests itself inside of your heart, at that moment in time, at the peak of euphoria, you can snap into a Slim Jim."

mammy and pappy win the war