Recent reviews by ocelot

NO H2M NO MONEY FROM ME, REFUND PENDING!

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oh excellent... good apes, good gameplay, good good good.

This game is really enjoyable, definitely worth the purchase. Although a big warning to anyone who plans to play this online please make sure you choose Bill, I can't stress this enough. Bill is a very attractive old man. When you're trying to play your eyes will keep gazing towards him, whether it's catching a glimpse of his ocean-strong, delicious blue eyes or possibly even his gorgeous white beard that has grown in so perfectly on his very well crafted face that might I add is as sweet as a white chocolate button. I must warn you early this WILL distract you. I tried to play as Zoey and couldn't stop staring at his perfectly tailored army outfit from the back, the way it compliments his combat trousers tucked into his size 11 boots, the coat trickling down the back whilst he grasps his gun killing anything in his way in perfect fashion only stopping to take a puff of his cigarette letting the smoke pollute the surroundings between only him and I as if it's some sort of apocalyptic romance movie where Bill will just pick me up and rope me in just like a smoker only instead of death he greets me with a delicious warm kiss designed to stop nature in its tracks.

So yeah, please play as Bill and put it in first person mode, thankfully mirrors don't show reflections, so you'll be able to play without being too distracted. P.S if any modder could consider a Shirtless Bill mod I would hugely appreciate that.