"The Quest Objective is in the Eye of the Beholder." -Nate Swenson

"I'm surrounded by idiots of my own design." -Joel Robinson

"(...) Blowing everything up is an alternative method of achieving closure." -Ross Scott

"Believe in yourself, enemy armies love that!" - OGLAF Writers

"(...) History is not always written by the victors, history is written by the people who write things down." -Max Miller