Recent reviews by corpse pose

More fun than it should be. Definitely worth playing to kill time.

Sixteen levels of feet to make you and your grandparents horny as ♥♥♥♥.

Can't say I will be playing this again anytime soon. Such a shame that you are now required to have an Epic Games account.

It's an absolute travesty that this game is still 50+ dollars in 2021. Great game, but retarded pricing. Buy only on sale.

This DLC is Ashes of Ariandel but even better. It takes everything it has and improves on it. There's double the bosses, the scenery looks amazing, and it is extremely challenging.

Fine work!

Though this DLC is rather short for it's price, the content provided is quality.

• Two awesome bosses.
  
• Some neat extra items.
  
• A desolate, but very beautiful atmosphere.

• The DLC is quite short for it's price.

I honestly can't find anything inherently wrong with Ashes of Ariandel. If you're worried about the quantity of content provided, just pick up the season pass or buy this DLC when it is on sale. All in all, very well done.

This game is amazing in almost every sense of the word.

The environments you play in are beautiful and the game presents a fair challenge. However, the online PvP system ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blows in my opinion. As someone who strives to 100% their video games, they often get seen in a poor light towards the end due to the grind. Unfortunately for Dark Souls III, by the time I got my last achievement, I was ready to never see this game again. It is sad really. If you enjoy the PvP and covenant item farming, power to you. However for me, it ruined the game almost entirely.

That being said, very well made game and an excellent closer to the trilogy.

I really am the mountain.

I'll get back to you in about 1,000 hours once I figure out the basics of the game. So far, it's really fun!

Insane how a video game made a decade and a half ago can still be so fun. Definitely worth picking up and trying if you have a group of people to play it with.