corsair is better than razer dont @ me

I sexually Identify as a pigeon. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of flying through the sky and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on everything. People say to me that a person being a pigeon is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon put wings on my arms like Big Bird from Elmo, equipping me with the most arrow dynamic butthole to ♥♥♥♥ on people. From now on I want you guys to call me “Carrot the Parrot” and respect my right to ♥♥♥♥ from above and sqauw needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a birdophobe and need to check your bird watching privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.