Recent reviews by dancoolnrich

don't bother

pretty good fair play to the fella who made it

not even going to lie, i regret every second

this is the worst game on steam, i actually cannot believe someone at valve thought it was a good idea to release it, where is the anticheat, where is me, oh yeah i got rid of it, bad game haha

this is a really stupid game, anything that can go wrong will go wrong, its like you are cursed and the ball is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the head. whatr is the point in this game, cant hit the ball and when you do hit it it just goes randomly somewhere what actually is the point dont care anymore just end my life please never make me play this game again i would rather get my head stomped on by happy feet than have to play this game again and that would be a lot of suffering because happy feet is very happy with his feet and would absolutely mess my head up with the amount of foot taps he can do in a second (probably about 100 squillion) which si a lot, i really like this game and i would love to play it more (that was me being held hostage, psyonix are holding a gun to my head and trying to force me to change my review, they can go ♥♥♥♥ themselves) bye bye love you all get ♥♥♥♥♥♥

edit: actually to be fair it's not that bad, i was playing diamond so i was getting merced, hahaha funny review tho, whoever wrote this is a comedic genius and he needs to be hjeard