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Hi im John, I was wondering if i could get some assitance with some house renovations. Thanks John.

Hi, i am going on camp with other business associates from my office space and was wondering if you could look after my fantasy football team? I see you have at least 30 hours a week to spend looking after yours, maybe you could devote 12-15 hours to mine please, it is really important i do not lose my competition status. Also, plaese link me to your blog so i can see if you are of a sound mind to make the tought decisions, like whether to field ronaldinho on a wednesday (the brazilian holy day.)
Thanks, please be curt and prompt in your reply.
Yours faithfully,
Curtis P. Rompt