Benar, 7 dosa besar DJKA adalah
1. Beli eskalator merk Yang mudah rusak untuk stasiun
2. Sudah terjerat kasus korupsi beberapa kali
3. Memasang Signage I❤️DJKA di stasiun Matraman dan Manggarai (self-achiving Padahal banyak komplain dari penumpang kereta)
4. Lambatnya pembagunan jalur kereta baru maupun reaktivasi jalur kereta non-aktif yang sangat lambat dan bahwa bisa sampai proyek mangkrak
5. Membongkar Dipo lokomotif Jatinegara yang merupakan cagar budaya yang dilindungi
6. Atap gedung baru stasiun Manggarai yang direvitalisasi tapi sudah bocor duluan
7. Berbohong kepada publik katanya Uji coba publik/soft launching LRT Jabodebek akan dimulai pada tanggal 26 juli 2023 namun sampai saat ini Uji coba LRT Jabodebek masih tertutup

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[Event Berhadiah]

Lagi-lagi ada event foto-foto untuk ronde kedua~ Sama seperti ronde sebelumnya, kirimkan fotomu yang paling bagus, paling menarik dan paling kreatif kepada Paimon! Temanya bebas! Paimon akan memilih 50 karya terbaik, dan menghadiahkan Blessing of the Welkin Moon masing-masing kepada 50 Traveler yang beruntung >o<.

Cara pengiriman:

Cantumkan karya fotografi yang disertai dengan UID serta nickname kamu di kolom komentar pengumuman ini. Dengan cara ini, pengiriman hasil karya dianggap berhasil.

Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again.
We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny.

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