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-- Sven Rudolph
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Homer: Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think
like Flanders!
Homer's Brain:
I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater
everyday, and --
Homer: The Springfield River!
Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
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Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".
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'Never build a dungeon you wouldn't be happy to spend the night in yourself,' said the Patrician (...). 'The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.'
(Guards! Guards!)
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College:
The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink.
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"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality
at any point."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
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An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.
-- Marlon Brando
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