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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 3:28pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:04am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 6:53pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 7:26pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 7:26pm

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 2:43pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 10:09am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:10am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:09am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 10:03am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 10:03am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2015 @ 9:42am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 10:03am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2014 @ 9:15am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 9:55am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2015 @ 2:22pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:14am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 9:44am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 4:08pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 10:11am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 8:49am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2014 @ 10:36am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 8:45am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 9:49am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 3:32am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 9:55am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:17am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 10:11am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:09am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:14am

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2015 @ 9:35am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 8:02am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2014 @ 4:07am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 3:34pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 4:46am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 3:12pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 10:03am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 10:04am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 7:58am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 3:22am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 3:36pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 7:23pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 2:55pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 2:48pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2014 @ 2:36pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 3:25pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2015 @ 9:31am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2015 @ 5:41am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 10:11am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 8:11am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 8:27am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 6:48am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 3:42pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 3:42pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 3:44pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 3:45pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 7:12am

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 4:36am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2014 @ 7:40am

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 5:39am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2014 @ 7:40am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 3:33am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 11:30am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 3:40am

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 4:05am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 3:48am

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 11:20am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 3:55am

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 11:40am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 4:04am

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 9:02am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 6:53am

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 3:36pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 8:10am

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 3:29pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 8:38am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2014 @ 8:42am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 6:36am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 6:44am

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 6:41am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 3:35am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 7:12am

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 3:29pm

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 3:54pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2017 @ 1:47pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 1:54pm



Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
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Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.