globgor


What is a Hurf? To be honest, I don't even know. All I know is that I am a Hurf, so deal with it. Studier of Ancient Weeaboo Technology. King of 9/11 Jokes. Weeaboo Slayer and Anime Hunter. 0% Weeaboo.

★★★☆☆ "3/5 stars. The King of 9/11, racist, and just flat out wrong jokes." - Legitmate Person Reviewer


4/14/15 The day I found out Pokemon is an Anime

Original chats: http://pastebin.com/s8FgrUkk
http://pastebin.com/m7MCKbXw

Leviathanboy: Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),
Leviathanboy: (Wrong thing ignore that)
harf: (gg)
Leviathanboy: Me: http://ifunny.co/fun/dCeNVGHf2

harf: {ICG} Codexx: Judging by the photos I've seen of how American imagines you guys, he seems to believe he's surroundes himself with an army of muscular, attractive men. What would Freud think?
harf: idk
harf: {ICG} Codexx: American confirmed: Homogay
harf: idk
harf: is that even a thing
{ICG} Codexx: Do you know anything?
harf: no
harf: <--- not smart
harf: <--- somehow in an honors class
[GWMI] Lilshadow48: I'm gonna be taking this out of context "{ICG} Codexx: with an army of muscular, attractive men."
harf: ye
harf: wat about it
[GWMI] Lilshadow48: i think
[GWMI] Lilshadow48: i think i might have to make it a bind for any icg scrims
harf: GG

Drunksplosive Deer: I just want to ask him on mic if he has a fetish at 5 in the morning

xXfalseshotXx : do you have cloak and dagger i will trade3 freezicle and crate

Saharan Ice : Thanks Engineer You Save Sentry Me
Saharan Ice : Kill Medic Uber

Willard: Flapping in the wind as you're running

praise_the_lord42: ive come to spread the good word of jesus!
king of dying: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDklpJKL4Ao
praise_the_lord42 is now Offline.

the_destroyer : i am the d
the_destroyer : estroyer

Lev: Do birds count as particles?

Lev: Watch out for the dragon with the giant peeniss

Lev: My ass is dank, yo booty stank, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the bank, sniffing all the dank.

♥♥♥♥♥: Feminest usually say men should stop raping well women should stop getting raped

Less map
unrealistic grapich
less mob
less resource
less block for build a house
in opinion game unturn is not good dont play
-a legit unturned review from a minecraft fanboy

http://steamoss.com/id/PIEandCAEK the first person I've ever talked to and took a piss at the same time.

cookeiguy: saudi arapeia

blang : ♥♥♥♥ me in the ass
gameME: taylor.pang (2,463) got 2 points for killing Portal 3 Confirmed (1,158) [5/50]
mibuu : will do

Bleddi: Leviathan: can you put your server up
Bleddi: *SPILLS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEW EVERYWHERE
the quest for not crash: rekt
the quest for not crash: but at least you have the dew
Bleddi: Leviathan is now playing Unturned. Click here to join.
Bleddi: Leviathan: thank
Bleddi: MY SERVER WAS UP
Bleddi: THE WHOLE TIME
the quest for not crash: REEEEEEEEEEKT

Raptor: If you're fat, you're destined to be weird.

harf: anyways it's time to change my profile backround
Bleddi: and arent branches just tree boners
Bleddi: and arent trees just land boners
harf: i do this bywheneverifeellikeitly
Bleddi: and isnt water just tree jizz

Lern: [Girl Name] is actually trying to get me to be with you so hard, she said she had to go to.

Lern: Hey guys, do you know what ♥♥♥ means? A homosexual male.

ourPast lfps steel: ♥♥♥♥
ourPast lfps steel: it was supposed to be
ourPast lfps steel: finger lickin good
ourPast lfps steel: not finger looking good

me: what are you doing?
lern: cool

Lev: you turn into a boner.

Bleddi: anyway
Bleddi: brb pill cosby
Bleddi: http://i.imgur.com/xp0fRxP.jpg